were Harvey Frank’s last words at the Harold County fair that ended Wednesday. he had just been awarded 1st place in Largest Cucumber contest, and when asked to share his secret, all he said was; “Well, I’m just a teapot!” the statement left the crowd stunned as he walked off stage, prize cucumber in tow. when people arrived at his door to question his enigmatic response, he was nowhere to be found. the police immediately took charge, and broke into his house, finding nothing but rubble and a scribbled note that read; “here is my handle, here is my spout.” shortly after reading the note, both police dropped dead when a massive china teapot came whistling down the hall at them. obviously they are no fans of raspberry tea.
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